dira: Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown, Round 1

Dira Sudis (

dira) wrote,
@ 2009-12-15 10:01 am UTC

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Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown, Round 1

I'm stopping collecting nominees and making the poll now because we have 42 entrants and that is, of course, an auspicious number. Even though it will probably make the math difficult at some future point.

Remember, we are looking for the worst FANON childhood here--no arguments from canon! In fact no arguments whatsoever: RADIO BUTTONS.

ETA: Poll is closed as of 11AM CST. Results will be tabulated and the next round will be up this afternoon!

Poll #1895 Whose fanon childhood was more miserable?

This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 168

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Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Ryan Atwood (The OC)
55 (55.6%)

William Arthur Philip Bodie (The Professionals)
44 (44.4%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
70 (57.4%)

Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
52 (42.6%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Jim Ellison (The Sentinel)
58 (41.1%)

Benton Fraser (due South)
83 (58.9%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
38 (28.1%)

Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
97 (71.9%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Horatio Hornblower
54 (51.4%)

Ken Hutchinson (Starsky & Hutch)
51 (48.6%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
117 (78.0%)

Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
33 (22.0%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Archie Kennedy (Horatio Hornblower)
60 (51.7%)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
56 (48.3%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Jim Kirk (Star Trek (2009))
80 (54.8%)

Alex Krycek (The X-Files)
66 (45.2%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Lex Luthor (Smallville)
90 (59.2%)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
62 (40.8%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
33 (25.4%)

Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
97 (74.6%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Methos (Highlander)
35 (25.5%)

Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
102 (74.5%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Tom Paris (Voyager)
64 (49.6%)

Parker (Leverage)
65 (50.4%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
17 (11.0%)

Harry Potter
137 (89.0%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Ryan Ross (Panic at the Disco)
64 (51.6%)

Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel)
60 (48.4%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
34 (21.8%)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
122 (78.2%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Han Solo (Star Wars)
47 (38.8%)

Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
74 (61.2%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Spike (vampire childhood) (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
70 (48.6%)

Spock (Star Trek (2009))
74 (51.4%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven)
45 (45.5%)

Nick Stokes (CSI)
54 (54.5%)

Worse fanon childhood?

Vin Tanner (Magnificent Seven)
47 (49.5%)

Brendon Urie (Panic! at the Disco)
48 (50.5%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Ray Vecchio (due South)
11 (7.3%)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
139 (92.7%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
78 (51.7%)

Wesley Wyndham-Price (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
73 (48.3%)

In case the middle of the alphabet is causing you anxiety: I'm not eliminating characters from this round, so there will be some rematches. :)