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[dira]

Okay, so I'm writing a Numb3rs fic, and it's a wacky crossover, and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, Don and Charlie exchange several emails in the middle of the story. So I'm working on it at work, where I have to deal with Word and its stupid, stupid habit of almost-but-not-quite fully justifying the text when I've set it to left alignment (and if anyone knows how to make it stop doing that, I'd be grateful for the tip). But then I remember that Word does offer one consolation: AutoSummarize. For maximum gibberization, I selected the ten sentence summary, which gave me the following.



Charlie

Don< /I >

< i >Don,

Charlie< /I >

< i >Charlie,

Don< /I >

< i >Don,

Charlie< /I >

Charlie< /i >

Charlie's smile widened.




...it's kind of sweet, really, isn't it?