Maybe He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is lactose intolerant?

[dira]

So, I don't know if you know this, but I have a weakness for kidfic. And today copperbadge posted, pimping the Raising Harry Ficathon, for fic in which Remus and/or Sirius are in a parental role toward Harry, be it AUs or in-series godfatherliness. The website includes a link to domus_felicus's 'Remus and Sirius raise Harry' fic listing, and I've been reading my way through it. I'd already read copperbadge's Stealing Harry saga, and quite enjoyed A Promise Worth Keeping, by Cas. But another of the stories, further down the list, included one of the more unfortunate instances of the misuse of spellcheck autocorrect that I've seen in a while.

"You know what she’s been saying the whole period?" Ron nearly shouted, spinning around to face his friend, furiously gesturing with his arms. "Oh, well, Harry probably shot the Avada cheddar at Voldemort ... "

*facepalm*