Maybe I was possessed. Yes. By a limerick demon. An emo limerick demon.

[dira]

I tip my sulfurous hat to iuliamentis, who totally started it, I swear, and to astolat, limerick beta extraordinaire.



There once was a man with a vision
Whose brother viewed dreams with derision
Till he saved them their home
And the shine on the chrome
By averting a moose-car collision.


There once was a man named Winchester
Who was known as a brother-molester
He's the King of the road
In his ghost-hunting mode
But with pants off he's more of a jester.


There came a mechanic from Lawrence
For demons he had an abhorrence
He fought them for years
Now in fatherly tears
He surrenders as the need warrants.