dira: (...I kind of want to write girl!Bob fic, where switching fucks with Bob's upper body strength, and he's fucking furious about it.)
dira: (Like, yes, okay, his dick is missing, but mostly HE CAN'T PLAY THE FUCKING DRUMS RIGHT.)
Did I ever tell you that when I was pregnant my fingers got longer? (Joints loosen up during pregnancy apparently.) And it fucked up my fiddling, because my fingers weren't coming down on the strings where I thought they were. (Then I had a baby who would wail every time I picked up the fiddle, and that was, effectively, the end of my music career.)
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Did I ever tell you that when I was pregnant my fingers got longer? (Joints loosen up during pregnancy apparently.) And it fucked up my fiddling, because my fingers weren't coming down on the strings where I thought they were. (Then I had a baby who would wail every time I picked up the fiddle, and that was, effectively, the end of my music career.)