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Dira Sudis ([personal profile] dira) wrote2009-12-16 01:30 pm
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Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown: Winners' Bracket (Unspeakable Trauma)

Hokay, SO, taking a cue from [personal profile] ellen_fremedon's Pan-Fandom Dead Off, we here at the Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown will have a winners' bracket (Unspeakable Trauma) for the worst of the worst fanon childhoods, and also a losers' bracket (Cheer Up, Emo Kid!) for the least-worst fanon childhoods.

I was right about 42 making the math difficult, so the top 20 contestants from Round 1 are in the Winners' Bracket, while the bottom 22 (including one winner--PARKER I AM SO SORRY) are in the Losers' Bracket. After this round, the six worst childhoods from the Losers' Bracket will be bumped up to the Winners', and the five least-worst from the Winners' Bracket will be bumped down to the Losers', to help even out the results from some of the really hotly contested matchups in Round 1.

In this and all subsequent rounds, highest percentage vote-getter will be seeded against lowest.

And remember, THIS IS NOT ACTUAL SCIENCE, so feel free to guess. :)



So! The Winners' Bracket, aka UNSPEAKABLE TRAUMA.

Top Five after Round 1 (for which I am sure they will be punished):

Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - 92.7%
Harry Potter - 89.0%
Severus Snape (Harry Potter) - 78.2%
Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1) - 78.0%
Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis) - 74.6%





Poll #1904 Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown: Winners' Bracket
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Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 116


Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
93 (86.1%)

Brendon Urie (Panic! at the Disco)
15 (13.9%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest? (Eponymous fandom edition!)

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Harry Potter
103 (95.4%)

Horatio Hornblower
5 (4.6%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
103 (92.8%)

Spock (Star Trek (2009))
8 (7.2%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
70 (67.3%)

Ryan Ross (Panic at the Disco)
34 (32.7%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
74 (74.7%)

Archie Kennedy (Horatio Hornblower)
25 (25.3%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
58 (54.2%)

Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
49 (45.8%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
74 (74.7%)

Nick Stokes (CSI)
25 (25.3%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
21 (20.6%)

Jim Kirk (Star Trek (2009))
81 (79.4%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Lex Luthor (Smallville)
89 (85.6%)

Ryan Atwood (The OC)
15 (14.4%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Benton Fraser (due South)
47 (45.6%)

Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
56 (54.4%)

petslife: (CSI Nicky Joy)

[personal profile] petslife 2009-12-16 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you made me choose between Nicky Stokes and Xander Harris! The two most-whomped-upon characters in all of fandom, and they're matched against each other?

Well, I suppose in the end There Can Be Only One, anyway.
petslife: (Fangirl Language)

[personal profile] petslife 2009-12-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE! True, that!
walkingshadow: tony stark gets his drink on (where's the kid with the chemicals)

[personal profile] walkingshadow 2009-12-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And remember, THIS IS NOT ACTUAL SCIENCE

YOU HAVE DESTROYED ALL OF MY ILLUSIONS