But I have an outline now, so that makes this okay, right.

[dira]

Teen Wolf Beauty and the Beast (ish. extremely ish.) AU: 30,488 words.
Internal time elapsed: 100 hours.
Events left before Big Finish: 8, sort of. Everything between here and the Big Finish is labeled 'Montage'. IDEK.
Events contained in the Big Finish: 11, so far.
Events that come AFTER the Big Finish: 3, so far.

...So I can totally wrap this up in fifteen thousand more words, right? ...Right?

/o\


Sooooo, who wants to beta this ridiculous monster?

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[sara]

Yeah, I have to admit, I've found the abandoned subway station consistently hilarious. And even in the southeastern Sierras it gets colder than that at night.

I wonder where they're filming it?

If it's damp, I vote you set it somewhere in Humboldt. Mostly because werewolves running around in the pot-growing Humboldtian hinterlands would be funny (and you could send them to Humboldt State, where they would all spend their formative years stoned off their asses). Of course, I also think it would be funny to involve California DFW in werewolf management in some meaningful way. Derek gets tranquilized and equipped with a radio tracking collar, and he's then got to move the damn thing around in a reasonable way so the wildlife biologists don't realize he spends most of his time human! And it's really cutting into his "hanging out at the high school perving on sixteen-year-olds" time!

Okay, so my idea of what makes for a great plot isn't everyone's, but still.

[dira]

The last couple of seasons were filmed in and around Atlanta. I think they've now moved production to LA, so presumably all visual cues are about to get shaken up and randomized. (Also I assume that if the passage of time ever actually advances to the point where the characters need to go to college there will turn out to be a Beacon College or UC-Beacon Hills or something, because of course. But it could totally be Humboldt State in disguise! *g*)

Stiles does have a surfboard (also a snowboard) (not that we've seen him use either, but they're in his room) so I guess that points to reasonable access to the coast. So I'll keep Humboldt in mind. :)

[sara]

*facepalm* Because nothing looks more like Northern California than...Atlanta.

I know, I know, I'm super-picky. This is why TV isn't fun for me any more. Although, growing up in LA, I just figured that everywhere looked about like LA and that was why everywhere on TV looked about like LA!

Not so much, no, twelve-year-old me.

[dira]

Man, there is a whole generation of kids in the Pacific Northwest who are convinced the entire galaxy looks like their neighborhood thanks to shows shooting in Vancouver, isn't there. *g*

[sara]

Well, if the galaxy had the good taste God gave a guppy, it WOULD look like the PNW. *snerk*