Happy Fourth of July

[dira]

We in #discourse are celebrating in our own inimitable style,



[dsudis] I am living the American dream here.
[Dira] Porn and sleep and ribs.
* pearl_o sniff
[pearl-o] that's beautiful.
[heuradys] awwww!
* heuradys applauds Dira's patriotism
[Dira] Yeah, man, I love me that first amendment. Pooooooooorn.
[pearl-o] if that's not what they stuck it in there for, they *should* have.
[Dira] seriously.
* Dira pervs on founding fathers
[theodosia] Ben/Thomas
* Dira nods
[Dira] That's definitely the one that springs to mind.
[heuradys] really, that exchange is quotable.
[pearl-o] wasn't Franklin way older than the others, though?
[Theodosia] Although, with the decidedly heterosexual history Ben has, one of the less likely combos
[Theodosia] Well, it was just that Tom was pretty young
[Theodosia] brb
[Dira] Well, you could operate on some theory of Ben just being a big ol' horndog. And not minding too much about gender, in a pinch.
* heuradys nods
[pearl-o] plus, everyone is slutty in france.
[Dira] I was trying to think of someone youngish and attractivish to pair Tom with, but I was kinda drawing a blank.
[heuradys] hee! yes.
* Dira nods
[Dira] Those French. You can pick up all kinds of bad habits there.
* pearl-o waits for Dira to be more specific
[Dira] je dis seulement.
* heuradys snickers
[pearl-o] pfft.
[pearl-o] tu dois dire encore.

{Insert discussion of songs you sing in French class, mnemonic and otherwise}

* pearl-o now has the french version of frosty the snowman in her head, goddammit
[heuradys] quick! go back to slashing the founding fathers!
[pearl-o] mon bonhomme de neige, il est tres content et gros, il a deux yeux, un nez, une bouche...