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So, t-minus about two hours til I leave for Writer's Retreat, where the internet will be wireless and I will seriously regret skimping the fifty bucks for the wireless card when I ordered my computer. On the bright side I have high hopes of a very productive writing weekend! shut up, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fairmer.
I was trying to mentally compose my response to the WIP meme, but so far it looks something like this:
hockeyAU: *0wnz j00*
me: *cowers*
Other WIPs: *are small and cute*
me: oooh, shiny
hockeyAU: *stomps other WIPs to death in jealous rage*
hockeyAU: *still 0wnz j00*
me: *cowers more*
The Library AU
Fraser: I'm a traveling librarian!
Ray: I'm hitchhiking! In the Arctic! For reasons that may never become clear!
Fraser: Want a place to stay?
Ray: Want a blowjob?
Fraser: Actually, would you mind alphabetizing the teen fiction?
Ray: Okay, that's a new one.
Dief: *is a cat*
Bob: *is alive*
Me: *is entertained*
fairmer: Y'know, it's been so long since I challenged you to write this that I'm not actually going to be remotely horrified anymore.
Me: Well, all right--
HockeyAU: *stomps to death in jealous rage*
Me: oh.
The kidfic
Kid: *is cute*
Fraser: *is awkward*
Dief: *is also cute*
Ray: *is helpful*
Me: Yep, just about time for the misery to kick into high--
HockeyAU: *stompstompstomprage*
Me: Right.
The Frannie-Probably-Gets-Laid-Somewhere-Offscreen Fic
Frannie: Dance with me!
Ray: I'm not your brother anymore!
Frannie: I know! You're my boyfriend!
Ray: ...
Frannie: I wanna do something, y'know, flashy.
Fraser: *flees in terror*
Ray: *teaches Frannie to dance*
Ray and Frannie: *dance*
Fraser: *watches Ray dance*
Ray: *watches Fraser watch him dance*
Nice Boy Who Frannie Likes: *cuts in*
Me: Funny how this whole fic is practically complete in chat transcripts and I've never gotten around to actually writing it. I wonder why--
HockeyAU: *stompstompstompKILL*
Me: Ah, yes. Back to the salt mines.
The Bunny That Must Not Be Named
Fraser: [censored due to implausibility]
RayV: [censored due to total absence of appeal]
RayK: [censored to preserve your sanity]
All three: *get it on*
Me: *fears*
HockeyAU: ...
Me: Hey! Some help here?
HockeyAU: *also fears*
Me: God damn it.
fairmer.I was trying to mentally compose my response to the WIP meme, but so far it looks something like this:
hockeyAU: *0wnz j00*
me: *cowers*
Other WIPs: *are small and cute*
me: oooh, shiny
hockeyAU: *stomps other WIPs to death in jealous rage*
hockeyAU: *still 0wnz j00*
me: *cowers more*
The Library AU
Fraser: I'm a traveling librarian!
Ray: I'm hitchhiking! In the Arctic! For reasons that may never become clear!
Fraser: Want a place to stay?
Ray: Want a blowjob?
Fraser: Actually, would you mind alphabetizing the teen fiction?
Ray: Okay, that's a new one.
Dief: *is a cat*
Bob: *is alive*
Me: *is entertained*
fairmer: Y'know, it's been so long since I challenged you to write this that I'm not actually going to be remotely horrified anymore.Me: Well, all right--
HockeyAU: *stomps to death in jealous rage*
Me: oh.
The kidfic
Kid: *is cute*
Fraser: *is awkward*
Dief: *is also cute*
Ray: *is helpful*
Me: Yep, just about time for the misery to kick into high--
HockeyAU: *stompstompstomprage*
Me: Right.
The Frannie-Probably-Gets-Laid-Somewhere-Offscreen Fic
Frannie: Dance with me!
Ray: I'm not your brother anymore!
Frannie: I know! You're my boyfriend!
Ray: ...
Frannie: I wanna do something, y'know, flashy.
Fraser: *flees in terror*
Ray: *teaches Frannie to dance*
Ray and Frannie: *dance*
Fraser: *watches Ray dance*
Ray: *watches Fraser watch him dance*
Nice Boy Who Frannie Likes: *cuts in*
Me: Funny how this whole fic is practically complete in chat transcripts and I've never gotten around to actually writing it. I wonder why--
HockeyAU: *stompstompstompKILL*
Me: Ah, yes. Back to the salt mines.
The Bunny That Must Not Be Named
Fraser: [censored due to implausibility]
RayV: [censored due to total absence of appeal]
RayK: [censored to preserve your sanity]
All three: *get it on*
Me: *fears*
HockeyAU: ...
Me: Hey! Some help here?
HockeyAU: *also fears*
Me: God damn it.