dira | The short, short version

I'm for some reason in the process of writing a massive, rambling, largely incoherent summation of vampire physiology, which I think manages to make everything, from breathing to season 6 naked!spike's tan lines to Angel's accent, make sense. At least to me. But it's long, and rambling, and incoherent, so I'm just going to get to the point and say: I don't think they sweat, so I need to take out that line in scene 12 that didn't make much sense anyway. Yes.

Feeling more than usually like an insane fangirl - this is like the Melisskateer Manifesto all over again, without the excuse of being fourteen, sugar-high, and awake for the past 46 hours.

Bullet points on vampire physiology note-to-self: 37
Number already crossed off indicating completion: 13
(My favorite: * Want to hit Angel w/a crowbar)
Classes skipped today: 2
Classes attended today: 1
Hours at work: 2.5 so far, 1.5 to go
Supervisors not in today: 2
Little brothers hugged: 1 (did I mention I love him?)

(My second-favorite bullet point is the one that says: 'vamp organ donors?' I mean, really. Think about it.)