I'm pretty sure that's actually the title! Right?
1. HI PATRICK'S MOUTH. HI THERE. YOUR CELLMATE IS GOING TO DIG THAT.
2. SPEAKING OF PATRICK'S CELLMATE: WHO WANTS TO WRITE THE POST-EP/POST-MOVIE LAW & ORDER/GOODNIGHT MOON CELLMATE CROSSOVER FIC? COME ON! DO IIIIIIIIIIIITTT.