I mean, honestly.

[dira]

My love for all things Jolie-Pitt is nearly as unironic as my love for band boys. I mean, that's why I was perusing www.pittwatch.com before even getting out of bed this morning and found these pics in the first place.

The fact remains: all I can think when I look at them is
"You can't download a baby."

"Baby, pass me the Cheetos!"