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omgggggggggggggggggg y'all OH EM GEE
WHO HAS ALREADY READ AN ECHO IN THE BONE? WHO WANTS TO SQUEE WITH ME ABOUT THE ENDING?
OH MY GOD. JOHN AND CLAIRE'S MARRIAGE. I ACTUALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT WAVE MY FUCKING HANDS AROUND AND FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL, THINKING ABOUT JOHN. AND CLAIRE. AND THEIR MARRIAGE. WHICH THEY CONSUMMATED. I SWEAR I MEANT TO STOP CAPSLOCKING BUT OMGGGGGGGGGGGG JOHN AND CLAIRE GOT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIED FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR MUTUAL LOVE OF JAMIE HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER DO YOU THINK MAYBE THEY WILL WORK UP TO AN ACTUAL THREESOME BEFORE THEY ALL DIE (CORRECT ANSWER: YESPLZ)?!
Also, hey! There was like ONE plot line that actually resolved, and now Ian and Rachel can get married and no one (else) will get killed over it!
AND WILLIAM OMG WILLIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAM BAAAAAAAAAABY. BE AN AMERICAN AND THEN NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR DUBIOUSLY INHERITED TITLES AND VAST WEALTH! \o/
AND OMG JEM AND MANDY ARE PSYCHIC. AND JEM HAD BETTER NOT MATERIALIZE INSIDE A MOUNTAIN OR IN 2013 I AM GOING TO CUT SOMEONE. AND ROGER AND BUCK GOING TO RESCUE HIM! AND EVERYONE! OMG! WHO WANTS TO LAY ODDS ON BREE FUCKING KILLING ROB CAMERON INSIDE THE FIRST TEN PAGES OF HER FIRST APPEARANCE IN BOOK EIGHT? BECAUSE FUCK NO, MAN. FUCK. NO.
BUT MOSTLY, HOLY SHIT Y'ALL, I HAD NO IDEA HOW BADLY I WANTED JOHN AND CLAIRE TO GET MARRIED UNTIL THEY DID. ♥____♥ FOR REALS. BEST THING EVER. I SERIOUSLY WENT BACK AND READ THE WHOLE THING OVER AGAIN EVEN BEFORE I WENT ON TO READ WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BECAUSE THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER RIGHT THERE UNLESS IT'S WILLIAM CALLING HER MOTHER CLAIRE BECAUSE OMG SHE IS HIS STEPMOTHER. ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT. ♥♥♥♥♥
Oh Fraser-Grey-Ransom(Grey-Hunter-Murray-Hunter-Grey-Woodcock) family, ILU ALLLLLL. EVEN YOU JENNY ALTHOUGH I PERIODICALLY WANT TO SLAP YOU. I GUESS YOU HAD SOME THINGS GOING ON THERE.
Ahem. Okay. I think I can be sometimes lowercase now. Oh WAIT:
AHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN JAMIE SAID "WHY?"
OH MY GOD. JOHN AND CLAIRE'S MARRIAGE. I ACTUALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT WAVE MY FUCKING HANDS AROUND AND FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL, THINKING ABOUT JOHN. AND CLAIRE. AND THEIR MARRIAGE. WHICH THEY CONSUMMATED. I SWEAR I MEANT TO STOP CAPSLOCKING BUT OMGGGGGGGGGGGG JOHN AND CLAIRE GOT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIED FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR MUTUAL LOVE OF JAMIE HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER DO YOU THINK MAYBE THEY WILL WORK UP TO AN ACTUAL THREESOME BEFORE THEY ALL DIE (CORRECT ANSWER: YESPLZ)?!
Also, hey! There was like ONE plot line that actually resolved, and now Ian and Rachel can get married and no one (else) will get killed over it!
AND WILLIAM OMG WILLIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAM BAAAAAAAAAABY. BE AN AMERICAN AND THEN NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR DUBIOUSLY INHERITED TITLES AND VAST WEALTH! \o/
AND OMG JEM AND MANDY ARE PSYCHIC. AND JEM HAD BETTER NOT MATERIALIZE INSIDE A MOUNTAIN OR IN 2013 I AM GOING TO CUT SOMEONE. AND ROGER AND BUCK GOING TO RESCUE HIM! AND EVERYONE! OMG! WHO WANTS TO LAY ODDS ON BREE FUCKING KILLING ROB CAMERON INSIDE THE FIRST TEN PAGES OF HER FIRST APPEARANCE IN BOOK EIGHT? BECAUSE FUCK NO, MAN. FUCK. NO.
BUT MOSTLY, HOLY SHIT Y'ALL, I HAD NO IDEA HOW BADLY I WANTED JOHN AND CLAIRE TO GET MARRIED UNTIL THEY DID. ♥____♥ FOR REALS. BEST THING EVER. I SERIOUSLY WENT BACK AND READ THE WHOLE THING OVER AGAIN EVEN BEFORE I WENT ON TO READ WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BECAUSE THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER RIGHT THERE UNLESS IT'S WILLIAM CALLING HER MOTHER CLAIRE BECAUSE OMG SHE IS HIS STEPMOTHER. ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT. ♥♥♥♥♥
Oh Fraser-Grey-Ransom(Grey-Hunter-Murray-Hunter-Grey-Woodcock) family, ILU ALLLLLL. EVEN YOU JENNY ALTHOUGH I PERIODICALLY WANT TO SLAP YOU. I GUESS YOU HAD SOME THINGS GOING ON THERE.
Ahem. Okay. I think I can be sometimes lowercase now. Oh WAIT:
AHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN JAMIE SAID "WHY?"
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And yay for dating! And I GUESS Christine has some reasonable claim on your attention, but these books only come along every three years, okay! It's an occasion! :)
OMG SO MUCH YAY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!
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