Not a request for recs, I swear.

[dira]

terrio and I were talking last night about the tragedy that is fanon!Rodney McKay's childhood--rivalled, she pointed out, only by fanon!John Sheppard's.

Oh, I don't know, I said. Fanon!Daniel Jackson and fanon!Xander Harris could give both of them a run for their money.

Hmmm, I said a little later. Surely there is a way to determine ~empirically~ who fandom has bestowed with the most horrible fanon!childhood! How about a poll?

But I can't do an ~authoritative~ poll until I have had some help coming up with contestants, so, fandom, tell me: who has the worst fanon!childhood?

To be clear: this is neither about who has had, say, for instance, a canonical childhood bad enough to turn him into a canonical serial killer, Dexter, nor about the fact that one time you read this one story where it turned out that the Kents belonged to a Satanic cult that tortured young Clark over and over and he developed multiple personalities in response so that while Clark/Superman is totally well-adjusted after an idyllic Kansas childhood, Kal-El is a time bomb of psychotic rage.

Uh, not that that story exists. As far as I know.

Anyway: I'm looking for the general trend of fanonical horrible childhoods, not canon or outlying crackfic/evil mirrorverse, is what I am saying. Help?


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Comments

[dira]

I think we're aiming for fanon!Ryan Ross levels of childhood misery here. :)

[turlough]

Yeah, that's a completely different league of trauma!

[kinetikatrue]

Whereas fanon!Brendon Urie rarely gets depicted as having an OMG TERRIBLE childhood, so much as an OMG TERRIBLE adolescence. Which maybe doesn't make him count. And, come to think of it, they're the only members of Bandom I'd even really put forward for this. IDEK.

ETA: Wait, I lie: possibly Bert McCracken, as well.