Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown: Losers' Bracket (Cheer Up, Emo Kid!)

[dira]

Explanations are over on the Winners' Bracket Poll Post. Without further ado, the Losers' Bracket (aka Cheer Up, Emo Kid!)

Bottom Five (whose fathers will, I assume, merely look disappointed and continue to withhold affection):

Ray Vecchio (Due South) - 7.3%
Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) - 11.0%
John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis) - 21.8%
Ianto Jones (Torchwood) - 22.0%
Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) - 25.4%

Poll #1905 Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown: Losers' Bracket

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Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 101

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Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Parker (Leverage)
65 (76.5%)

Ray Vecchio (Due South)
20 (23.5%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Tom Paris (Voyager)
63 (70.0%)

Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
27 (30.0%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Vin Tanner (Magnificent Seven)
29 (33.3%)

John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
58 (66.7%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Spike (vampire childhood) (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
62 (68.1%)

Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
29 (31.9%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Ken Hutchinson (Starsky & Hutch)
48 (70.6%)

Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
20 (29.4%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel)
52 (60.5%)

Methos (Highlander)
34 (39.5%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Wesley Wyndham-Price (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
65 (79.3%)

Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
17 (20.7%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest? (Trilogy vs. Trilogy Edition!)

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Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
59 (72.0%)

Han Solo (Star Wars)
23 (28.0%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven)
14 (15.6%)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
76 (84.4%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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Alex Krycek (The X-Files)
64 (73.6%)

Jim Ellison (The Sentinel)
23 (26.4%)

Whose fanonical childhood trauma is unspeakablest?

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William *Andrew* Philip Bodie (The Professionals)
39 (48.8%)

Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
41 (51.2%)

Comments

[starfish]

Thank you for this contribution to science fandom!

(Really I just want to use this icon ...)

[dira]

It is an important area of inquiry! I am a little worried that the methodology may raise some eyebrows during peer review, but of course others are free to repeat the study and determine its reliability...

(YAY ICON! <3)