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Dira Sudis ([personal profile] dira) wrote2009-12-21 08:47 am
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Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown: Quarterfinal Round!

Hooboy, the choices are getting difficult!

Leaving the Winners' Bracket for having trauma that is not quite the most unspeakable: Dean Winchester, Fox Mulder, Wesley Wyndham-Price, Tony DiNozzo, Rodney McKay, Parker, Ken Hutchinson, and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Leaving the Losers' Bracket for being emo kids who cannot be cheered up: Ryan Atwood, Eliot Spencer, Brendon Urie, Ianto Jones, Methos, Bodie, Horatio Hornblower, and Jim Ellison.

Top Eight Winners' Finalists (Unspeakable Trauma!):

1. Severus Snape (Harry Potter) - 91.4%
2. Harry Potter - 89.6%
3. Lex Luthor - 75.0%
4. Draco Malfoy - 74.5%
5. Daniel Jackson - 70.9%
6. Jim Kirk - 66.0%
7. Xander Harris - 54.3%
8. Alex Krycek - 50.5%

Bottom Eight Losers' Finalists (Cheer Up, Emo Kid!):

1. Spock (Star Trek (2009)) - 28.1%
2. Han Solo - 30.0%
3. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) - 30.6%
4. Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) - 31.6%
5. Vin Tanner (Magnificent Seven) - 39.8%
6. Ray Vecchio (Due South) - 40.2%
7. Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven) - 40.3%
8. Seamus Harper (Andromeda) - 48.1%


And remember, you're always free to vote against someone whose fanon childhood trauma you find substandard. Now, on to the polls!



Poll #1936 Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown, Winners' Bracket Quarterfinal
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Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
50 (69.4%)

Alex Krycek (The X-Files)
22 (30.6%)

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Harry Potter
47 (65.3%)

Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
25 (34.7%)

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Lex Luthor (Smallville)
31 (45.6%)

Jim Kirk (Star Trek (2009))
37 (54.4%)

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Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
40 (56.3%)

Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
31 (43.7%)







Poll #1937 Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown, Losers' Bracket Quarterfinal
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Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 62


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Spock (Star Trek (2009))
27 (43.5%)

Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
35 (56.5%)

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Han Solo (Star Wars)
15 (27.8%)

Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven)
39 (72.2%)

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Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
28 (50.0%)

Ray Vecchio (Due South)
28 (50.0%)

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Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
23 (41.1%)

Vin Tanner (Magnificent Seven)
33 (58.9%)


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[personal profile] trelkez 2009-12-21 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Lex v. Kirk? I almost had to close my eyes and pick one at random. Those are some pretty awful fanon childhoods, right there.