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Dira Sudis ([personal profile] dira) wrote2012-06-03 08:44 am

Avengers Fic: Breakfast of Discordians

Look, there is a totally reasonable explanation for this.

I was talking to [personal profile] petra about Hulk porn and the dangers thereof, and I opined that there should be fic that is just a parade of injuries sustained during sexytimes with the Hulk, which led to contemplating which sexy Hulk activities are okay for metahumans only, and therefore Hulk/Loki, and then I thought, "Man, they would have really fucked up monster babies--AWWW."

Yep. That's what it's like in my brain ALL THE TIME.

So, with much credit and gratitude (but not blame at all, that is all me) to [personal profile] petra and [personal profile] iulia and everyone else who made encouraging noises instead of running away screaming, here is my entry for the [community profile] fan_flashworks Breakfast challenge:

Hulk/Loki implied, babyfic. Not explicit. 1200 words.

"Well, Bruce," Tony said. "When a crazy Frost Giant demi-god and a big green rage monster hate each other enough to have frankly alarming penetrative sex...."

Breakfast of Discordians
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[personal profile] celli 2012-06-03 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, there is a totally reasonable explanation for this.

That's gonna be on your tombstone. :)