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Dira Sudis ([personal profile] dira) wrote2006-03-08 10:11 am

And now, a numbered list.

Things I am not good at (not even slightly comprehensive):

1) Sending out the morning mail pouches (the teeth on the tape gun are really sharp, which, come to think of it, is probably why there is a brightly-colored sticker with a hand in a circle, crossed out, International Idiot Sign Language for Don't Touch This, It's Fucking Sharp).

2) Following directions delivered in International Idiot Sign Language.

3) Applying Band-Aids to cuts on my fingers without cutting off circulation in my fingertips.

4) High heels.

5) Walking down stairs (YAY RAILINGS).

6) Answering LJ comments.