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sam_storyteller I am feeling all spring-cleaning-inspired with respect to my brain and the stories that have been locked up in there like hoarded cats for the last few years. So, at the moment, just for BANDOM stories, a poll:Which Bandom-Story-I-Will-Never-Write would you like to see summarized in classic rambling Dira fashion?
The FOB/MCR Prison AU (Pete/Patrick, Gerard/Frank, minor Bob/Spencer)
13 (22.0%)
The One Where Pete Wentz Is in a Coma (Pete/Patrick OTP!!1!!!1!)
15 (25.4%)
The BDSM Epic (Jon/Ryan, Jon/Brendon, Jon/Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Haley, Spencer/Ryan, Jon/Spencer/Ryan, um, it's basically just a pairings list with explanations...)
21 (35.6%)
The One That Is Much Too Depressing (Way brothers, horrible trauma, sort of incidental Gerard/Mikey in the midst of the unspeakable wretchedness)
8 (13.6%)
The One Where Jon Has a Brain Thing (Jon/Brendon)
15 (25.4%)
The One Where Ryan Ross Is (Sort of) in a Coma (Jon/Ryan, Jon/Brendon, Ryan/Spencer)
12 (20.3%)
The Two Short Ones Involving Gerard, genderfuck, and other favorite cliches of mine (Gerard/Frank)
22 (37.3%)
The One Where Spencer Is Seventeen and Bob Has a Difficult Year (non AU Spencer/Bob)
30 (50.8%)
The One Where Bob Gets Pregnant (Bob/Gerard, Bob/Gerard/Frank, Frank/Jamia)
21 (35.6%)
The One Where Bob Wakes up with Ladyparts (Bob/Gerard)
29 (49.2%)
The Rest of Chimerical Romantics, Now Even More Summarized (Gerard/Frank)
29 (49.2%)
The Short One Inspired by a Tragically Hip Song (Gerard/Patrick)
16 (27.1%)
HELLO, THE OTHER ONE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT (AT GREAT LENGTH) THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, I WILL REMIND YOU IN COMMENTS.
0 (0.0%)
And I swear, on the heads of Leonard McCoy and Aral Vorkosigan (although not together) (although, hmmm...) (ahem) that I am not actually going to lose my mind and start attempting to actually write one of these in the middle of just attempting to tell it. SO I SWEAR. YOU ARE ALL MY WITNESSES.
EDIT:
- The One Where Pete and Patrick Have a Baby Together. (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Patrick Has a Baby (And Pete Helps). (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Pete Has a Kid (Just Like Billy in Hard Core Logo) (And Patrick Helps). (Pete/Patrick)
EDIT AGAIN:
- Six Feet Under: New Jersey
- Bob Bryar/Bily Tallent
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Having already read that one, I'm gonna be selfish and ask for the full Spencer/Bob one and WHAT WHAT the BDSM one. *___*
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It's pretty, though.
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(Anonymous) 2009-08-12 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)WHATEVS
i would like to place THE STRONGEST VOTE EVER for the bdsm epic.
:D
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(Anonymous) 2009-08-12 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)also: i am squigglepie
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And if you did want to vote, you should be able to do so with an OpenID from your LJ, which is super quick and easy to set up!
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These too (Pete and Re-Pete! iBaby!):
- The One Where Pete and Patrick Have a Baby Together. (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Patrick Has a Baby (And Pete Helps). (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Pete Has a Kid (Just Like Billy in Hard Core Logo) (And Patrick Helps). (Pete/Patrick)
- Bob Bryar/Bily Tallent
I do not care that I know all of these already! I want them! Also, this brings back memories of the good ol' days. *happy sigh* Also also, dude, I miss you!
(I'm fairly certain I have a lot of the prison AU in email and possibly others, which I'm sure you do as well, but just in case!)
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But YAY! OMG, so many good memories of riding on the train and telling stories. I miss you, dude!
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even though nothing will ever beat the drunken rambling puppypile wiscon storytelling of "petewentz in a coma", i would still love to see it preserved in words! on a screen! for all posterity.
also, ALL OF THEM. &yourbrain;
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Except I am feeling really bad now, looking at the poll, because my description of the Much Too Depressing One is actually kind of coy and in no way sufficiently conveys how depressing it is (correct description: one of the Way brothers commit suicide and the other will never be the same). But I really, really need to find the one person in the world who might also be willing to have that story in their head because it's been two years and no one else wants to hear it and it's never gone away. /o\
But the other ones, yes! YAY!
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But at this point I think I will, with all due warnings, post it regardless, and hope somebody ventures to the other side of the cut tags.
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