dira | Heeeeeere we go.

I realize it's August, but - inspired by

sam_storyteller I am feeling all spring-cleaning-inspired with respect to my brain and the stories that have been locked up in there like hoarded cats for the last few years. So, at the moment, just for BANDOM stories, a poll:

Poll #991 I mean I

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Which Bandom-Story-I-Will-Never-Write would you like to see summarized in classic rambling Dira fashion?

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The FOB/MCR Prison AU (Pete/Patrick, Gerard/Frank, minor Bob/Spencer)
13 (22.0%)

The One Where Pete Wentz Is in a Coma (Pete/Patrick OTP!!1!!!1!)
15 (25.4%)

The BDSM Epic (Jon/Ryan, Jon/Brendon, Jon/Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Haley, Spencer/Ryan, Jon/Spencer/Ryan, um, it's basically just a pairings list with explanations...)
21 (35.6%)

The One That Is Much Too Depressing (Way brothers, horrible trauma, sort of incidental Gerard/Mikey in the midst of the unspeakable wretchedness)
8 (13.6%)

The One Where Jon Has a Brain Thing (Jon/Brendon)
15 (25.4%)

The One Where Ryan Ross Is (Sort of) in a Coma (Jon/Ryan, Jon/Brendon, Ryan/Spencer)
12 (20.3%)

The Two Short Ones Involving Gerard, genderfuck, and other favorite cliches of mine (Gerard/Frank)
22 (37.3%)

The One Where Spencer Is Seventeen and Bob Has a Difficult Year (non AU Spencer/Bob)
30 (50.8%)

The One Where Bob Gets Pregnant (Bob/Gerard, Bob/Gerard/Frank, Frank/Jamia)
21 (35.6%)

The One Where Bob Wakes up with Ladyparts (Bob/Gerard)
29 (49.2%)

The Rest of Chimerical Romantics, Now Even More Summarized (Gerard/Frank)
29 (49.2%)

The Short One Inspired by a Tragically Hip Song (Gerard/Patrick)
16 (27.1%)

HELLO, THE OTHER ONE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT (AT GREAT LENGTH) THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, I WILL REMIND YOU IN COMMENTS.
0 (0.0%)

And I swear, on the heads of Leonard McCoy and Aral Vorkosigan (although not together) (although, hmmm...) (ahem) that I am not actually going to lose my mind and start attempting to actually write one of these in the middle of just attempting to tell it. SO I SWEAR. YOU ARE ALL MY WITNESSES.

EDIT: ~~Let's see if I can add a poll on the fly!~~ Anyway, I forgot some! Feel free to lobby for them in the comments!

- The One Where Pete and Patrick Have a Baby Together. (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Patrick Has a Baby (And Pete Helps). (Pete/Patrick)
- The One Where Pete Has a Kid (Just Like Billy in Hard Core Logo) (And Patrick Helps). (Pete/Patrick)

EDIT AGAIN:

- Six Feet Under: New Jersey
- Bob Bryar/Bily Tallent

Heeeeeere we go.

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