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So I finished watching the Criminal Minds finale.
I was all set to continue in the vein of my last post about the finale.
I mean, come on, Hotch just referred to A SMALL TOWN IN SARNIA, ONTARIO. That's beyond sloppy and into ridiculous! Sarnia is a city in the province of Ontario! THERE ARE NOT SMALL TOWNS INSIDE OF SARNIA, BITCHES. How hard is that to get right? "A small town outside of Sarnia, Ontario." "The small town of Sarnia, Ontario," if you'd like to continue throwing geographic reality into the woodchipper. A SMALL TOWN IN SARNIA, ONTARIO? WHAT THE HELL?
And then.
What.
What the fuck.
HO:::::::::::::::TCH NOES.
...Also, what the hell, did that line - You should have made a deal - was that supposed to be referencing something I was supposed to remember? Because it's, er, been a good five to ten months since I watched the first three quarters of S4 and I am fucked if I remember anything that seems to apply.
But mostly: HOTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOES.
I mean, Elle already got the get-out-of-jail-free miraculous survival play, so they're not going to go to that well again.
But. But. YOU CAN'T KILL THE MAMA, PEOPLE. HO::::::::::::::::TCH! WORRYING ABOUT HIS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM WITH HIS LAST FUCKING BREATH!
PS THIS CALLS FOR REID/MORGAN COMFORT SEX STAT.
This entry is crossposted at http://dsudis.livejournal.com/524974.html.
I mean, come on, Hotch just referred to A SMALL TOWN IN SARNIA, ONTARIO. That's beyond sloppy and into ridiculous! Sarnia is a city in the province of Ontario! THERE ARE NOT SMALL TOWNS INSIDE OF SARNIA, BITCHES. How hard is that to get right? "A small town outside of Sarnia, Ontario." "The small town of Sarnia, Ontario," if you'd like to continue throwing geographic reality into the woodchipper. A SMALL TOWN IN SARNIA, ONTARIO? WHAT THE HELL?
And then.
What.
What the fuck.
HO:::::::::::::::TCH NOES.
...Also, what the hell, did that line - You should have made a deal - was that supposed to be referencing something I was supposed to remember? Because it's, er, been a good five to ten months since I watched the first three quarters of S4 and I am fucked if I remember anything that seems to apply.
But mostly: HOTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOES.
I mean, Elle already got the get-out-of-jail-free miraculous survival play, so they're not going to go to that well again.
But. But. YOU CAN'T KILL THE MAMA, PEOPLE. HO::::::::::::::::TCH! WORRYING ABOUT HIS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM WITH HIS LAST FUCKING BREATH!
PS THIS CALLS FOR REID/MORGAN COMFORT SEX STAT.
This entry is crossposted at http://dsudis.livejournal.com/524974.html.
