Further Steps of a New Fandom

[dira]

Dira's Advanced Stages of Shiny New Fandom:

[Optional Step 6. Deathfic. Patrick Jane is asking for it, look at the way he's... look at the way he is.]
7. Sex pollen. Lots of sex pollen.
8. Amnesia.
9. Age regression.
10. Inadvisable late-night trips to IMDB, tracking down of actor's other work.

Which is to say I totally did not just watch the first episode of The Guardian. At all.

/o\


Seriously, though, Patrick Jane + Steps 7-9 = progressively more ridiculous :D faces all night.


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My icon is oddly appropriate to this fandom

[jamjar]

With the added fact that we know that Lisbon had three younger brothers she took care of a lot, was possibly even the primary actual care-giver (especially since her father was alcoholic and abusive and her mother hasn't warranted a mention yet), and I'm betting she'd have some pretty ingrained habits kicking in.

With an added note that she already lets him take naps in class at work.

You could always have him amnesiac and a six-year old, of course. Get you fannish tropes in there with maximum efficiency.

Re: My icon is oddly appropriate to this fandom

[dira]

I think, actually, that at some point this season it's mentioned that Lisbon's mother died when she was twelve--so, yeah, she was the de facto parent for her younger brothers and, by virtue of that and probably also by virtue of the fact that even when Jane is (nominally) an adult she already treats him like her wayward baby brother, she winds up doing a lot of the Tiny!Jane wrangling. :)

And, well, combining amnesia and age regression just gets you right back to Jane being a terrible hazard to himself and everyone around him, so those two are probably just unmixy.