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Dira Sudis ([personal profile] dira) wrote2009-12-15 10:01 am
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Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown, Round 1

I'm stopping collecting nominees and making the poll now because we have 42 entrants and that is, of course, an auspicious number. Even though it will probably make the math difficult at some future point.

Remember, we are looking for the worst FANON childhood here--no arguments from canon! In fact no arguments whatsoever: RADIO BUTTONS.

ETA: Poll is closed as of 11AM CST. Results will be tabulated and the next round will be up this afternoon!



Poll #1895 Whose fanon childhood was more miserable?
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Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 168


Who has more fanon childhood misery?

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Ryan Atwood (The OC)
55 (55.6%)

William Arthur Philip Bodie (The Professionals)
44 (44.4%)

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Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
70 (57.4%)

Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
52 (42.6%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

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Jim Ellison (The Sentinel)
58 (41.1%)

Benton Fraser (due South)
83 (58.9%)

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Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
38 (28.1%)

Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
97 (71.9%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

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Horatio Hornblower
54 (51.4%)

Ken Hutchinson (Starsky & Hutch)
51 (48.6%)

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

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Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
117 (78.0%)

Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
33 (22.0%)

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Archie Kennedy (Horatio Hornblower)
60 (51.7%)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
56 (48.3%)

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Jim Kirk (Star Trek (2009))
80 (54.8%)

Alex Krycek (The X-Files)
66 (45.2%)

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Lex Luthor (Smallville)
90 (59.2%)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
62 (40.8%)

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Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
33 (25.4%)

Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
97 (74.6%)

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Methos (Highlander)
35 (25.5%)

Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
102 (74.5%)

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Tom Paris (Voyager)
64 (49.6%)

Parker (Leverage)
65 (50.4%)

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Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
17 (11.0%)

Harry Potter
137 (89.0%)

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Ryan Ross (Panic at the Disco)
64 (51.6%)

Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel)
60 (48.4%)

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John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
34 (21.8%)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
122 (78.2%)

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Han Solo (Star Wars)
47 (38.8%)

Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
74 (61.2%)

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Spike (vampire childhood) (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
70 (48.6%)

Spock (Star Trek (2009))
74 (51.4%)

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Ezra Standish (Magnificent Seven)
45 (45.5%)

Nick Stokes (CSI)
54 (54.5%)

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Vin Tanner (Magnificent Seven)
47 (49.5%)

Brendon Urie (Panic! at the Disco)
48 (50.5%)

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Ray Vecchio (due South)
11 (7.3%)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
139 (92.7%)

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

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Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
78 (51.7%)

Wesley Wyndham-Price (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
73 (48.3%)





In case the middle of the alphabet is causing you anxiety: I'm not eliminating characters from this round, so there will be some rematches. :)
neery: Image of Saturn and a sun, words "Touching the stars" (Default)

[personal profile] neery 2009-12-15 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't choose between Draco and Lex! Out of all your options, those two would have have shared my personal number one spot.
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-12-15 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW. SO HARD TO CHOOSE. I finally went with Draco on the grounds that he has a more enormous fandom to give him more ~mainpain~

(I like that ~manpain~ comes with little ascii jazz-hands.)
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[personal profile] neery 2009-12-16 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
What made the choice so hard for me was that while Draco has a bigger fandom, and therefore a larger quantity of manpain, I have a hard time even thinking of a single fic where Lex wasn't at least a little emotionally abused by his father, while I have read a few fics where the worst thing the Malfoys did to Draco was spoil the hell out of him. So I think Lex has the higher percentage of ~manpain~.
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[personal profile] ciaan 2009-12-16 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't write a Lex without an abusive Lionel! Nice Lionel is... is... is.... *brain breaks*
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[personal profile] thingswithwings 2009-12-15 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
AGREE. I went with Draco, only because he can be magically tortured by his dad, as well as emotionally and physically tortured. Plus because of those stories about Lucius's cane. But Lex is a real contender!
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[personal profile] sinatra 2009-12-16 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
But Lionel Luthor can torture with ~science~! And Lex's childhood was so traumatic it made him go bald.