Continuing to be a thing that is happening.

[dira]

Teen Wolf hookerfic AU: 20,350 words
Orgasms exchanged on a professional basis*: 7
Cash exchanged for services (tips included)*: $1300
Internal time elapsed: 29 days
Bullet points remaining on the outline: 14


* ETA: Onscreen, between Derek and Stiles. There is a lot of other professional activity going on in rather less detail around the edges.

Comments

[were_duck]

This is a WONDERFUL list and makes me EXCESSIVELY HAPPY.

[dira]

I had to edit it just now because I realized that this implied that Stiles was working very little in the story (those numbers are just for Derek and Stiles) but. Yes. I am rather pleased with this list. :D

[mlyn]

Jesus, just start posting chapters already. *Chews nails*

[dira]

I don't post WIPs!

But since you are so curious, here's the beginning:

Technically Stiles did lose his virginity to a guy who bought him dinner first. Any self-respect he might have gained from that fact was pretty much obliterated by the fact that dinner included a job offer and the virginity-losing was basically orientation.

He gave Frank a blowjob, which tasted like latex and was accompanied by a lecture on avoiding teeth but otherwise, "Keep that, keep the awkwardness. That can be your thing." Then he got a lecture on why it was better to rinse with Listerine than to brush his teeth before and after.

He got fucked, too, which was sort of dizzyingly weird and a little painful. It was occasionally incidentally vaguely sexy, except that all possible sexiness was drained from it by the continuing lecture on Ass Hygiene and How To Tell If Your Ass Is Really Hurt or Just Kinda Hurt. (Blood, mostly, which Stiles probably could have figured out but would definitely have nightmares about forever, now.)

Right at the end, though, Frank said, "Good work, kid. You want me to jerk you off now?"

Stiles had turned down the offer of booze or drugs. He had insisted he could find his own place to live. But right then, sore and sweaty and despite all the gross details kind of turned on because, hello, this was his virginity getting lost, he nodded. Frank smiled at him in the bathroom mirror and then turned him around and closed his hand on Stiles's dick. Stiles shut his eyes and enjoyed the sensation and the total lack of boner-killing soundtrack for the few minutes it lasted, and for just a minute, when he came, he didn't think about anything at all.

When he opened his eyes again, Frank said, "So, you ready to let me help you make some easy money?"

Stiles nodded, and that was that. He was a prostitute, and he had a pimp. It was all way less dramatic than he would have imagined.

[mlyn]

I know you don't post WIPs, sorry to be a pest. So THANK YOU for posting this much! You're my favorite. :-) Can't wait to read more.

[dira]

Thank you back! :) I'm glad that wasn't excessively offputting. ;)

[renenet]

Woo hoo! Not far now, little were-Smurfs!

[dira]

Nah, another 45,000 words and they should be all set. For, um. This story arc. /o\

[jerakeen]

Now I feel bad for only having a word count for the bakery au. I should have a cupcake count or something.

[dira]

Heee, well, usually I have some idea of how many scenes are left or SOMETHING, but the outline is still pretty vague, so I thought "Oh, I can count ORGASMS. And CASH." :D

(Although I had to go edit to indicate that the count is just for the on-screen Derek/Stiles parts. I can't actually track all of the professional activity that's happening in summarized form just off-screen.)

[lynnmonster]

::claps hands delightedly::

[dira]

:D :D :D

[reginagiraffe]

That's an average of $185.71 every 4.14 days. ... In case you were wondering. :D

[dira]

Now I am picturing Derek handing over exact change for a bill of $185.71. g

(In actual fact, of course, it's been 5 encounters at varying intervals, all totaled up to nice round numbers.)

[northern]

\o/

[dira]

:D :D :D

[ambersnake]

I cannot wait for this. To help me cope, I've started reading The Boy and the Beast again.

[dira]

Good plan, because this one's going to take a while. :)

[goodgriefcharlie]

Everything about this makes me happy :) Good luck with writing the rest of it!

[dira]

Thank you! :)