wtf?

Could somebody please tell me why a racehorse, a women's lacrosse coach, and a pole vaulter all merited placement on the Sports Illustrated Year in Review 'Farewell' page, but Dan Snyder didn't? Because that's just not right.


And, also, if somebody could explain to me why my Wings got shutout by the TwinkieTown Chicago Blackhawks, that would be cool too.