dsudis: *TOTALLY HAS LINES*
pearl_o: Right! You totally do!
pearlo: CKR can not be slashed with any members of Santa Claus's entourage.*
dira: no. under no circumstances.
dira: ...although now I'm picturing an elf portrayed by Paul Gross, sort of a la Will Farrell.
dira: *hates brain*
pearlo: heeee.
pearlo: Fraser's sekrit side job!
dira: Fraser is AN ELF
dira: Bob really was gone too long.
dira: (We know he's not good at conception-pregnancy-birth math.)
pearlo: Maybe he's just half-elf.
pearlo: Martha Burns is kind of funky looking.
pearlo: Caroline could have been an elf.
dira: true!
pearlo: Run away from the North Pole!
dira: yes!
dira: That's where Benton gets his superpowers!
pearlo: And why he is attracted to the red uniform!
dira: YES!
dira: ...wow, Due South makes so much more sense now.
pearlo: heeeeeee.
pearlo: It's sad when the way something makes more sense is to add SANTA CLAUS.
* If you're one of the people I didn't IM this to and you can guess the crossover pairing I'm TOTALLY NOT WRITING, you win a prize. Possibly the prize of me continuing not to write it.