You know it's been a while since you attended Mass when...

You look up at the giant crucifix in the front of the church and think to yourself, That is one sweet hat Jesus is wearing.

In my defense, it's a really stylized crown of thorns.


Also, although it took me until the hosanna to locate the happy comfy middle of my range, I really, really miss the singing.

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Oh my Lord. I got the BEST YULETIDE STORY EVER this year (except maybe for last year's).

Dead Zone! Johnny/Walt! The Definition of Stupid is 28k of brilliant, funny, plotty, sexy fic, and you should all go read it RIGHT NOW.

Thank you Yuletide Santa! YOU ROCK!

You should also go read:

From the Journals of Lord John Grey, Outlander, Lord John - It's G-rated, but Jamie thanks John very handsomely for looking after Bree. LOVE.

The Same Star, Outlander, John and Jamie - John gets a taste of what it's like, being locked up with Jamie.

Reasons Unexplained - Tweeter and the Monkey Man. Yeah. It's Tweeter and the Monkey Man fic. And it's good. No, seriously.