How bored am I, you ask?

This bored:

I died in the Dungeon of Dsudis

I was killed in a brightly-lit corridor by Beledibabe the kobold, whilst carrying...

the Amulet of Serialkarma, the Axe of Astolat, the Sword of Toby Ziegler, a Figurine of Textualchauvini, a Figurine of Audrarose, the Dagger of Splash the Cat, the Amulet of Thelionforreal and 65 gold pieces.

Score: 107

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...I got totally excited about the Sword of Toby Ziegler, man.

(Word to the wise: the potion called IULIAMENTIS tastes foul, but praying at the Altar of Aerye is often surprisingly helpful.)