Shut up, the situation is totally under control.

Have just watched the first four episodes of Bones season one. Am in love. Am making up goofy pairing names (Jack/Zack=Jzack, naturally, but what do we call Booth/Brennan for short? B&B? B/B? Beebee? Boones?) and evolving theories about hotel room sex. Send help.

Or fic. Send fic. That works too.


yes, qe2, you were totally, totally right. as was everyone else who told me to watch it.