What the actual fuck.

I know I've been way out of the loop on all things Life on Mars, but--what the actual fuck.

I mean, the trailer is bad enough.

But then I found this in the Wikipedia article for Life on Mars (U.S. TV series):

According to a report by The Hollywood Reporter, Rachelle Lefèvre has been cast as the female lead of "the lone female detective in the department" who "forges a mystic bond with the mysterious detective and teams with him to track a serial killer".

And I actually almost did throw up a little bit in my mouth.


Though I suppose (not-)Sam and (not-)Annie's interpentetrating spirit animals could be good for a horrified sort of laugh.