slightly less problematic than the Joe Dick vs. Hugh Dillon cagematch

So for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, yesterday I was stuck listening to the radio as I drove through western Michigan, and soon I was listening to Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You."

Of course, this reminded me of the My Chem version, and I smiled thinking of it, and then I thought, "Ha! Yeah! And Gerard could totally take Mariah Carey--Wow. No, Gerard probably could not take Mariah Carey in a fight. In fact, he probably wouldn't ever even try. Gerard probably (not very) secretly adores Mariah Carey."

And that was pretty much the level of my cognitive ability for the last day and a half.



Frank would totally kick Mariah Carey's ass, though.