Star Trek: Center Stage

Shut up, there is nothing that does not need a Center Stage AU. ( Brief summary of the intricately plotted film, Center Stage, for those who have not seen it and still somehow want to know what my AU casting is all about. )

Right off the bat, obviously Uhura is Eva, Kirk is Cooper Nielsen, and Spock is Maureen. (I guess, in this formulation, that makes Sarek the overbearing stage-parent.)

( On second thought I am going to pretend to have some semblance of dignity and cut-tag the two different variations on Start Trek Center Stage AU casting with bonus bandom AU casting to follow. )

slash goggles what?

Is it just me, or is this a kind of strangely homoerotic ad for ( GE Jet Engines? )

And also, who the hell is watching cable of an evening and needs to see ads for jet engines? I mean, it sorta almost made sense when I lived in DC and saw ads for particular systems of five-ton trucks and helicopters on the Metro. Arguably there were people riding the Metro who were actually involved in those decisions. But who's watching Countdown and buying vaguely gay jet engines?

I have no idea to whom both halves of this sentence might be meaningful.

Adorable Det. Sammy from Southland is Colby's wicked ex-boyfriend Dwayne from Numb3rs!

Spamming LJ so hard you would think I had vowed to get some writing done tonight or something.

From adina_atl, my very favorite meme, because it has totally been more than five minutes since I did this one and all six of my current WIPs are new since then. When you see this, post a little weensy excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

In, uh, approximate order of seniority... ( Stargate SG-1, Star Trek, and Southland... )