The Mentalist Fic: Love and Affection and Respect for Personal Boundaries

Okay, so there is a Mentalist Kink Meme, and I enjoy the Mentalist quite a bit, so I thought, hey! I will participate!

And then it turns out I kind of fail at kink memes so this took me three weeks and it's seven thousand words long and I can't even fit it into comment boxes back at the meme. But here it is! The original prompt, from an anon-commenter, was Jane/anyone; sex with Patrick is a one-way street (he gives but won't receive).

I think my version is slightly kinkier than that but I have long since lost the ability to tell.

It is het, though.

Jane/Van Pelt. NC-17. 7,000 words. post-"Bloodshot".
Thanks to missmollyetc for beta!
It's nice having Jane all to herself.


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