Meme answers at long last.

Approximately a year ago in internet time I posted a meme. And now I post the answers!

( My list of ten characters )

And the questions:

From meritjubet: 7 and 5 are in a cell together. How did they get there?

( Vala Mal Doran and Leonard McCoy are in a cell together. )

From audrarose: 9 and 2 are fighting over a cab and finally agree to share. What do they talk about?

( Teresa Lisbon and Kate Beckett are fighting over a cab and finally agree to share. )

From ellen_fremedon: 9 is interviewing 2, 4, and 6 for a job. What's the job, and who does 9 hire?

( Teresa Lisbon is interviewing Kate Beckett, Sam Carter, and Rick Castle for a job. )

From jamjar: 4 and 8 are secretly related! How do they find this out? What happens after?

( Sam Carter and Patrick Jane are secretly related! )

From pocketmouse: 6 is kidnapped by 9 and 4 is hired to rescue hir. Does zie succeed? How is 2 involved?

Oh my God, this shit has developed a narrative thread. Ahem.

( Rick Castle is kidnapped by Teresa Lisbon and Sam Carter is hired to rescue him. I think we all know how Kate Beckett is involved. )

1 gets temporary amnesia and has to be cared for by 5.

( Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan gets temporary amnesia and has to be cared by Leonard McCoy. )

Postapocalyptica with 8, 3, 7, and 10.

( Post-apoc with Patrick Jane, Jack O'Neill, Vala Mal Doran, and Jim Kirk. )

From reginagiraffe: 2, 7 and 10 go on a road trip. Where do they go? Who drives? Who gets control of the radio? Do they end up having sex in a motel room?

( Kate Beckett, Vala Mal Doran, and Jim Kirk go on a road trip. )

From trcunning: It's time for 2's high school reunion, what happens when s/he finds 9 there as someone's guest?

Seriously THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES, here.

( Kate Beckett is going to her high school reunion--against her better judgment--and then finds Teresa Lisbon there as someone's guest! )

3, 5 and 7. Marry, fuck, kill?

( Jack O'Neill, Leonard McCoy, Vala Mal Doran. Fuck, marry, kill. )

From inmyriadbits: 9 and 2 are held hostage in a bank that is being robbed. What happens?

THE STUNNING CONCLUSION!

( Teresa Lisbon and Kate Beckett are held hostage in a bank that is being robbed. )

From elbomac: 3 & 6 meet for the first time the night before their arranged marriage is set to take place. What happens next?

( Jack O'Neill and Rick Castle meet for the first time the night before their arranged marriage is set to take place. )

From missmollyetc: 5, 7, and 1 fight crime together! What wacky hijinks ensue?

( Leonard McCoy, Vala Mal Doran, and Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan fight crime together. )

From rubynye: #8 gets sick. How does #2 take care of them? #5?

( Patrick Jane gets sick. How do Kate Beckett and Leonard McCoy respectively take care of him? )

#4 gets deaged into a screaming toddler. How does #1 deal? How does #9? How does #3 fix it?

( Sam Carter gets deaged into a screaming toddler. How does Cordelia deal? How does Lisbon? How does Jack O'Neill fix it? )

#7 makes dinner for #6 and #10. What is cooked? What is eaten?

( Vala Mal Doran makes dinner for Rick Castle and Jim Kirk. )

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