No, really.
This started life as an email to
rubynye, but then I thought, hey, maybe other people would also be entertained by the mental images. And I really really am in the middle of too many other things to try to write this, so I don't have to hoard it away somewhere for feel of spoiling the story. So, here.
( The AU where Charles is sort of a porn star and Erik auditions for a role in his next movie. )
This started life as an email to
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