This is the story that sprang into my head when I beheld my lovely santa-hatted Brad icon. So thank you
howarethosenuts for bestowing the hat on Brad (and thank you
dontcockblockme for the lovely original icon which cried out to be santa-hatted). Um. Which is not to imply that this story is in any way your fault.
Title is from Sufjan Stevens's
Come On Let's Boogey to the Elf Dance.
Many thanks to
riverlight for beta, and thanks to everyone else who audienced and listened while I was figuring out what to do with a story whose entire premise was "Brad wears a Santa hat for some reason and has sex with Nate."
Brad/Nate. Explicit. Ridiculous. 6200 words.
"I don't know why you're even fighting me on this. Santa is the most recon motherfucker who ever lived."( Santa Is Here, Sleighbells Are Ringing )