Three and a half months later: still happening. Slowly.

Teen Wolf hookerfic AU: 30,016 words
Orgasms exchanged (between Derek and Stiles, onscreen) on a professional basis: 11
Cash exchanged for services (between Derek and Stiles, onscreen) (tips included)*: $2750
Internal time elapsed: 40 days (not symbolic, although, huh.)
Bullet points remaining on the outline: 13 (one less than ten thousand words ago. /o\)