And now, a numbered list.

Things I am not good at (not even slightly comprehensive):

1) Sending out the morning mail pouches (the teeth on the tape gun are really sharp, which, come to think of it, is probably why there is a brightly-colored sticker with a hand in a circle, crossed out, International Idiot Sign Language for Don't Touch This, It's Fucking Sharp).

2) Following directions delivered in International Idiot Sign Language.

3) Applying Band-Aids to cuts on my fingers without cutting off circulation in my fingertips.

4) High heels.

5) Walking down stairs (YAY RAILINGS).

6) Answering LJ comments.

Lies my iPod told me.

So far, three out of the four video clips converted for my iPod in iTunes have turned out to have no sound. "Right Now" is not nearly as cool without sound, and "Take On Me" - no synth, no point.

Also, I do not believe that the Turtles song "She'd Rather Be With Me" is really from an album called Jesus Loves You!