Having an extremely productive workday, obviously...

...which is to say, writing up answers to the numbered-character meme. I already have lots and lots of lovely questions to answer, but I do note that 10 is currently the loneliest number, so if anyone wants to slip in another question or two and rectify that before I'm ready to post answers, I'll add them to the queue.


(Also: work drama + spirited discussion of US health care system = librarians getting shushed by students, ahahahaha OOPS.)

In which questions are answered. This got long.

Here's ( my list of fifteen characters: )

And without further ado, on to the questions.

From missmollyetc: 3, 7, and 12 fall in love, how does this happen and when?

Ahahahahha. Okay. So that’s ( Lord Mark Vorkosigan, Lord Peter Wimsey, and Illya Kuryakin )

From darthfox, Two, Four, Six, Eight -- who is the last one standing when they are all driven to drink?

( Bob Bryar, Gwen Cooper, The Tenth Doctor, and Captain Jack Harkness walk into a bar… )

From ellen_fremedon: 5 and 9 go into business together. What do they do, and how does it go?

Ah, the glorious business partnership of ( Pete Wentz and Ekaterin, Lady Vorkosigan )

From etakyma: one and five - bff or enemies for life? Tell us why.

Oh, man. Well. Let me tell you about the deep and meaningful bff-ship of ( Lord Ivan Vorpatril and Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan )

From stasha2g: Six's answers to 'Fuck/Marry/Push of a Cliff' regarding 2, 12 and 14.

So here’s ( The Tenth Doctor, standing on a cliff with Bob Bryar, Illya Kuryakin, and Donna Noble. )

From reginagiraffe: 7 and 9 go to Italy together. What do they see and does the romance of Italy make them fall in love?

Okay, so, uh, ( Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey finds himself on holiday in Italy with this fascinating and bizarre American celebrity by the unlikely name of Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz. )

From iuliamentis: Twelve, 13, 14 and 15 are forced to take a road trip together. Is anyone alive at the end of it, and more importantly, who gets to control the radio/iPod?

( Illya Kuryakin, Patrick Stump, Donna Noble, and Napoleon Solo are in a car together. )

From mrsquizzical: 3 and 8 are secretly in love. 3 braves up and tries to tell 8. 8 misunderstands and thinks 3 is asking on behalf of 6, so is letting them down gently. what happens?

Ooh, how very Shakespearean! So ( Lord Mark Vorkosigan has finally gotten up the nerve to tell Captain Jack Harkness how he feels, only Jack thinks he’s asking on behalf of the Doctor, who he’s not interested in (like that) because he’s really in love with Mark, so he’s letting Mark down gently… )

A whole string from browngirl: 2, 7, and 14 are asked to babysit a 9 month old. What happens? Who resorts to duct tape [first]? What if it's a 2 year old?

So somebody has asked ( Bob Bryar, Lord Peter Wimsey, and Donna Noble to babysit )

What meal would you cook for 13?

Wow, so I’m cooking for ( Patrick Stump… )

What meal would 1 cook for you?

I’ve been invited to dinner by ( Ivan Vorpatril )

15 falls off a bridge. What happens?

Napoleon Solo falls off a bridge… and then we go to commercial break. When we get back he is fine, although soaking wet. If he was bound in some fashion when he went over, odds are even that he still is.

Why was 9 arrested?

Pete Wentz was arrested because somebody talked shit about Ashlee or Patrick to his face, and he hauled off and hit them. And then some asshole called the cops about it.

Does 3 like boats?

( Lord Mark Vorkosigan )

Does 5 like 6?

You know, I think were Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan ever to meet The Tenth Doctor, she would find herself rather reminded of her husband; so yes, she would like him, while also scanning the area for available cover.

Which of the others on the list would 12 most likely kill, and why?

( Illya Kuryakin would most likely kill… )

Does 8 share any fandoms with you?

Captain Jack Harkness is, in fact, the world’s universe’s biggest Doctor Who fanboy.

From chelletoo: 1, 7 & 14 go on a road trip. Where are they going and which one gets left behind/thrown out of the car because of attitude?

( Okay, so now Lord Ivan Vorpatril, Lord Peter Wimsey, and Donna Noble are in a car together… )

From shihadchick, a follow-up question: Fourteen crashed his/her car. Why is it seven's fault, and what is nine going to have to do to get them all out of trouble?

( Donna has crashed her car, and it is Lord Peter’s fault… )

Still shihadchick: Who would be the worst person to have to share a hotel room with?

Confined space, possibility of intimacy and/or vulnerability? Lord (deliver me from) Mark Vorkosigan.

Could eight and three ever wind up at some kind of costume party together, and what would they be dressed as?

( Captain Jack Harkness and Lord Mark Vorkosigan, in costume. )

From indywind: 11's favorite fandom?

Gerard Way’s favorite fandom--man, I feel sure there’s a canonical answer to this. Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Or maybe he’s just waiting for Yuletide and praying for Catcher in the Rye fic?

From reginagiraffe: What is 10's favorite sex toy? Does he enjoy sharing it with 1?

( Ianto Jones gets a question at last! )

Several from suaine: 4 and 7 find themselves stuck in an enclosed space (elevator, coffin, closet, etc.). Do they get it on?

Gwen Cooper and Lord Peter Wimsey are trapped in an enclosed space: no, no they do not get it on, but they do wind up having quite a stimulating conversation while Lord Peter keeps Gwen distracted from the incipient claustrophobia/imminent death.

5, 8, 9 and 1 are on a boat, sailing around minding their own business. They get sucked into a dimensional rift and end up in a different universe. Which of them becomes the new emperor? Which of them organizes the rebellion against them? Which of them can't stop thinking of home? Which of them never wants to go back? Also, orgy?

( Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan, Captain Jack Harkness, Pete Wentz, and Lord Ivan Vorpatril… )

10 and 13 are in a relationship. How do they deal with it when one of them falls in love with 2? And does 2 have a choice?

So Ianto Jones and Patrick Stump are together ( (<3 <3 <3 <3 <3) )

15 and 3 are fighting. Who would win? Why are they going at each other? And does it lead to sex?

( Napoleon Solo vs. Lord Mark Vorkosigan )

6, 11, 12 and 14 are in a band. 6 is dating 12. 14 hates everyone, because they are secretly in love with 11, who only wants to play music, dammit. What's their first album called?

( The Doctor, Gerard Way, Illya Kuryakin, and Donna Noble are in a band. )

1-5, 6-10 and 11-15 are facing each other in some kind of competition. What is it? Is there blood? Who wins? And what's the prize?

( For reasons that don’t need exploring at this juncture… )

From rubynye: If 10 were to develop a[nother] superpower, what would it be?

( Ianto Jones gets a superpower… )

From shayheyred What did 10 do to deserve being shunned?

Well, to be honest, it was probably that thing where he kept his cyberwoman girlfriend in the basement and she killed some people and almost restarted the whole cyberman invasion. If I had to guess.