Avengers Fic: Breakfast of Discordians

Look, there is a totally reasonable explanation for this.

I was talking to petra about Hulk porn and the dangers thereof, and I opined that there should be fic that is just a parade of injuries sustained during sexytimes with the Hulk, which led to contemplating which sexy Hulk activities are okay for metahumans only, and therefore Hulk/Loki, and then I thought, "Man, they would have really fucked up monster babies--AWWW."

Yep. That's what it's like in my brain ALL THE TIME.

So, with much credit and gratitude (but not blame at all, that is all me) to petra and iulia and everyone else who made encouraging noises instead of running away screaming, here is my entry for the fan_flashworks Breakfast challenge:

Hulk/Loki implied, babyfic. Not explicit. 1200 words.

"Well, Bruce," Tony said. "When a crazy Frost Giant demi-god and a big green rage monster hate each other enough to have frankly alarming penetrative sex...."

Breakfast of Discordians

so this is happening

Babyfic:

50,292 words
136 pages
8 scenes to go
(Plus the epilogue which I should stop pretending I might not write because, yeah. I have met me.)
(Epilogues can be up to 10% of the length of the foregoing story, right?)
(Shhhh no it is not a sequel it is an epilogue.)

11 more writing days before my self-imposed Time To Start Writing The Other Thing deadline. One trip to Michigan in that time.

43 day streak at 750words.com. I am going for the phoenix badge. :D